by aleemdagoat December 8, 2022
Get the Idiot sex mug.Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).
by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023
Get the Polystyrene sex blender mug.by personexisting0 November 22, 2022
Get the e sex mug.by alysha green May 27, 2024
Get the sex mug.Why the fuck is you looking this up?
Polly:Hey Derek, can I talk to you for a bit?
Derek:Sure, I’m all ears
Polly:In private?
Derek: oh yah, hold on one sec trey
*They went out side the school
Polly:I-I think I like you
*derek smirks
Polly: I know you problably don’t like me but I just wanted to let you know
Derek:can we make out?
Polly:Umm but people will see us..
Derek:I’m joking,can I fuck you?
Polly:Wait, your joking right?
Derek:we don’t have to if you don’t want to
Polly: NO! I-I do want you to fuck me.but let’s go to my house, remember, my parents won’t be coming back for a month
Derek:So persistent, I think I’m in love
*polly and Derek walk to polly’s house
Polly:ok, here we are, my house
*derek takes off his shirt and pollys too and they begin to make out
Polly:*he’s such a good kisser, I want to fuck already*
*after 3 minutes of making out, polly takes off her bra, skirt, and panties
*She takes off dereks boxers and pants, she leads him up to the huge guest room she puts herself on top of him
Polly: you rea-*MOANS
*before pollys could even finish her sentence, Derek began fucking her.Polly was moaning uncontrollably, she had never had sex before, she hope he would take her virginity
Derek:Sure, I’m all ears
Polly:In private?
Derek: oh yah, hold on one sec trey
*They went out side the school
Polly:I-I think I like you
*derek smirks
Polly: I know you problably don’t like me but I just wanted to let you know
Derek:can we make out?
Polly:Umm but people will see us..
Derek:I’m joking,can I fuck you?
Polly:Wait, your joking right?
Derek:we don’t have to if you don’t want to
Polly: NO! I-I do want you to fuck me.but let’s go to my house, remember, my parents won’t be coming back for a month
Derek:So persistent, I think I’m in love
*polly and Derek walk to polly’s house
Polly:ok, here we are, my house
*derek takes off his shirt and pollys too and they begin to make out
Polly:*he’s such a good kisser, I want to fuck already*
*after 3 minutes of making out, polly takes off her bra, skirt, and panties
*She takes off dereks boxers and pants, she leads him up to the huge guest room she puts herself on top of him
Polly: you rea-*MOANS
*before pollys could even finish her sentence, Derek began fucking her.Polly was moaning uncontrollably, she had never had sex before, she hope he would take her virginity
by Sexcondompussy August 31, 2021
Get the Sex mug.sex is like falling into a Grand Canyon!!
no actually, sex is fuck and fuck is sex!
nah for real, Sex is a multifaceted concept with biological, psychological, and social dimensions.
sex is how you were born. sex is the only way to reproduce!
no actually, sex is fuck and fuck is sex!
nah for real, Sex is a multifaceted concept with biological, psychological, and social dimensions.
sex is how you were born. sex is the only way to reproduce!
him- let's contribute to the world population.
her- what?
him- let us have sex and produce a bunch of babies!!
her- how about 23?
her- what?
him- let us have sex and produce a bunch of babies!!
her- how about 23?
by abirwastaken January 30, 2025
Get the sex mug.There are many definitions for "Sex Trap"
1. When your plowing the shit out of your partner and she wraps her legs around you before you cum so you can't pull out and then you are fucked for life :D.
2. When someone blackmails you for doing something stupid and the only way to get out of it is by having sex with your blackmailer.
3. When you have sex with someone over video call and they recorded you jerking around and demands money to not show everybody in your friends list the video.
4. When someone seduces you into sex.
5. When soneone drugs you into having sex with them.
1. When your plowing the shit out of your partner and she wraps her legs around you before you cum so you can't pull out and then you are fucked for life :D.
2. When someone blackmails you for doing something stupid and the only way to get out of it is by having sex with your blackmailer.
3. When you have sex with someone over video call and they recorded you jerking around and demands money to not show everybody in your friends list the video.
4. When someone seduces you into sex.
5. When soneone drugs you into having sex with them.
1. Babe why did you sex trap me? Now we need to dump thousands into a child wtf?
2. Lauren: Jacob i got a video of you keying tanya's car. I won't show her if you have sex with me.
Me: Dammit are u sextrapping me?
3. Your sextrapped! I got a video of you gooning on video. Now pay me!
4. Jessica: Why don't we go back to my place and *bounces tits*
Me: Your sex trap worked. Let's go.
5. Dammit April why did you sex trap me? Im not your boyfriend im just a friend.
2. Lauren: Jacob i got a video of you keying tanya's car. I won't show her if you have sex with me.
Me: Dammit are u sextrapping me?
3. Your sextrapped! I got a video of you gooning on video. Now pay me!
4. Jessica: Why don't we go back to my place and *bounces tits*
Me: Your sex trap worked. Let's go.
5. Dammit April why did you sex trap me? Im not your boyfriend im just a friend.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 15, 2025
Get the Sex Trap mug.