Glove Love

Glove love: when a man Jack's off all over his hand and then Jack's off again.

Greg gave himself some glove love earlier tonight. You gotta do what you gotta do!

by Yesca747 August 7, 2023

Love

1. An mostly unrequited feeling
2. See also: non-existent
3. A miracle

I never loved you

by JustFire December 4, 2017

I love black people

Urban Dictionary has long been criticized for hosting hateful, racist, and offensive definitions, often disguised as slang or humor. The open-submission format allows users to post harmful content with little oversight, making it a breeding ground for discrimination. In response, the Black Lives Matter Alliance is releasing an official entry titled "I Love Black People" to counteract the negativity. The entry aims to flood the platform with positive, affirming language, celebrating Black culture, resilience, and contributions to society while challenging the toxic narratives that have been allowed to thrive.

"I love black people."

"Thank you. You are resilient."

by Newfie62castledrive March 26, 2025

tomato love

1. When a regular action is mistaken for a romantic gesture.
2. An adoration based on an idyllic but not realistic situation.

Thomas was in tomato love when Giselle held the door for him.
Ethel had tomato love for her garden, even though frost had withered most plants.

by abecedarianeroo May 26, 2021

lovely

Jimin's favorite word to use

" Lovely Army! You're so Lovely! Im so lovely! Were so lovely! Lovely, lovely, lovely."

by Lovely Jiminie December 22, 2019

Tainted Love

When your girlfriend filly let’s you back into her vagina, because she has been starting fights with you for weeks to not have to fuck you. Only to the find out her vagina has been stretched open by another man, because you have a smaller than normal penis

The love my girlfriend gives me is tainted love

by 99_Problems April 12, 2022

Love

Love is a heart wrenching thing, made with the sole purpose of giving someone false hopes, only to destroy them. Love takes many forms. When it is first seen, love seems great and happy, but after closer investigation, you will quickly realize that it is the main cause of depression and sadness. Do NOT trust love, as it will destroy your life with no hesitation what so ever.

Man1 : Dude, I was sure that we were in love, but now I'm heartbroken and feel depressed.
Man2 : I warned you dude, you shouldn't ever trust love.

by A heartbroken fella March 21, 2021