sex

something you have never had

or the gender of your non existant girlfriend

MAN I LOVE SEX
MY SEX IS NOT FEMALE SORRY

by anonymous June 26, 2022

Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth

Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

sex

what is sex? many people ask that. well i have came up with the answer to all questions.
sex is when you, a horny ass teenager takes a bottle and shoves your dick in it, knowing damn well its not getting out

i just had sex with a bottle, but my dick is stuck in it

by prosex123 September 9, 2023

Sex

Sex is like math. Subtract the cloths, Add to the bed, Divide the legs, Multiply the people!

Woman: Wanna do some math later after class?
Man: isn't that just sex?
Woman: more then that

by _______okA__ August 30, 2021

Sex

A terrible thing

"Sex is disgusting." -words from an ace

by Jaidon lopez June 1, 2022

sex

the best feeling in the world

dam bro i had sex last night

by PEANUTBUDDDDDDEEEEERRRRR May 24, 2022

Ghost Sex

When ur ass disappears after sex and u run down the street yelling "I'm a ghost ghost ghost" like Redman from How High

Man, I had to Ghost Sex that bitch last night

by DarkShadowJuggalo October 1, 2021