Sex

Something you or me will never receive

“You see that *beta* over there? Yeah he’s never gonna have sex”

by imwhitefr May 8, 2024

Belarusian sex position

It is a sexual position that is made up by someone, who has just learned about how bogus Urban Dictionary is - and wants desperately to impress their friends.

A: Wanna hear about Belarusian breakfast, a sex position? B: No way! That's just one of those ridiculous made-up ones! I know this is Belarusian sex position, don't pull my leg!

by Dimi-drool January 15, 2025

Frozen Cock Sex

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Lets have frozen cock sex

by ☆★Marigold★☆ June 21, 2022

sex

what is sex? many people ask that. well i have came up with the answer to all questions.
sex is when you, a horny ass teenager takes a bottle and shoves your dick in it, knowing damn well its not getting out

i just had sex with a bottle, but my dick is stuck in it

by prosex123 September 9, 2023

Dexter sex

When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.

"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."

by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017

Monkey sex

When a monkey penis sticks his gooey slimy penis into another monkey penis and then into his ass as the monkey vagina watches and masterbates. They masterbate and masterbate until their cum explodes everywhere.

IM GONNA CUM IM MASTERBATING TO MONKEY SEX ITS TURNING ME ON

by penis38485 February 12, 2025

crockpot sex

A way to describe a long sex session. Made by Lucas Cruikshank.

Boy: Me and my girl were getting it last night
Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.

by crockpotseggs November 23, 2021