Cock

Any man that demonstrates asshole behavior, such as cut you off in traffic or play music really loud on a Saturday morning, is a cock.

Alternate word for dick or penis.

(Jarred awake by music from a peaceful slumber.)

"What the fuck is that noise?!"

"Fucking Gary. He always plays his death metal first thing on a Saturday morning. He's such a fucking cock!"

by Banana Rider June 14, 2018

cock panzy

when your girlfriend wont let you jerk off but you dont wanna fuck her cuz shes hairy

guy- stop being a cock panzy you filthy whore -girl- your mad cuz im hairy and ur not.

by young zayah February 5, 2019

Cock Jockey

Another word for a prostitute

Bro yesterday Sarah wasn't home so I hired a Cock Jockey

by JacksFilmjs August 22, 2017

vintage cock shot

Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.

The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.

He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!

by whiteoakgrl17 September 25, 2011

Cock gleam

The glisten on a penis caused by vaginal fluid.

As Sir Hemingworth neared the peak of his pleasure, he withdrew at the last moment, his desire surging like a tide against the shore. In the golden morning light of the Quantocks, his glistening length stood proud, a sword of passion poised above Lady Buchanon’s heaving bosom. The slick cock gleam upon him caught the sun’s glow, like Excalibur itself, majestic, potent, and honking like a fish mongers cuff

by Joe Smiff February 16, 2025

40 cm long ginger cock

The cock of a real OGG

"Lmao this dude has a 40 cm long ginger cock!"
"i know its ogg"

by dobbelnigg January 31, 2018

shelbys cock

shelby goes to lindero and loves having nick duck her juicy 9 inch dick on thursday’s!

nick: damn that dick be long do!
shelby: yeah, i call it shelbys cock!

by buttssssss February 28, 2020