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Snake Sex

1. Inserting a penis into a snake.

2. Inserting a snake into an oriface for the intent of pleasuring oneself.
“Hey, why are you talking weird?”

“I tried to do snake sex and the python bit me.”
by #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 5, 2018
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sex story

you're horny so here!
maria was a 19-year old virgin with a boyfriend named thomas. maria wanted to have sex with thomas, but wanted it to be special. she waited for their 5 month anniversary and invited him to her house. her parents were out of town so it was the perfect oppurtunity. thomas knocked on the door and maria answered in pink lingerie.

thomas: w-what's this?
maria: dont talk, just sex
maria closed the door and lead him over to the bed. she slipped her one-piece off and threw it to the side. she carefully unzipped his zipper while he took his shirt off. she slid down to his 8-inch monster cock and started sucking. he moaned loudly and touched her breasts. he threw her on the bed and he got her in the 69-position. he licked her clitoris and she let out and ear-piercing shriek. "oh thats so good thomas do it again do it again" after many minutes of sucking they switched to missionary. thomas stuck his dick into maria and thrusted in and out. she rubbed her clitoris as he thrusted in and out. she had and orgasam and her eyes rolled back into her head. they switched to cowgirl and thomas cummed inside her tight pussy. they went had 4 more orgasams combined and then went to sleep and had more hot sex the next morning.

now maria has a great sex story to tell her friends
by you'rewelcome69storymaker February 3, 2024
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Chair sex

The act of sitting down on your chair so hard that it starts squealing and screaming
"Trashy loves chair sex and fucking her chair, that's her bitch!! It was squealing so much!"
by Gaythens June 17, 2018
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sex grenade

When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole
Hey dude! Did you hear I turned Laura into a sex grenade
by I DID A THING, BRO!! September 17, 2023
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oral sex

When a man lick a girls vagina, or a girl sucks a man's penis.
A Man: I just had oral sex with my girl friend
by wild (HYDRA) February 3, 2022
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Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.
Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.
by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023
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loser sex

losers having sex in their school auditorium box☠️☠️ or doing the dirty on obama’s official chair.
omg i just caught b**** and a*** having loser sex in the auditorium ☠️☠️
by Endive ended be s d d June 20, 2021
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