hotness scale

a mental scale used to judge an individuals attractiveness

mainly used on women

nigga you gave her a ten yo hotness scale be broken

by assfacedickbag August 31, 2016

Hot-fudge sundae

To defecate warm diarrhea on a male's testicles.

Hey baby, you wanna give me that hot-fudge sundae I love so much.

Hmm, I could do with a hot-fudge sundae right about now.

Hot-fudge sundaes give me tingles all up my asshole.

by Cheeckybuttlove June 9, 2019

hot fan

Someone that really likes you but you think their hot but you don't wanna go out with them.

Gerald is a real hot fan to me

by SnipeyDew October 26, 2017

HOT DUMPSTER

The worst smell you can possible think of smelling. If you sleep in a dumpster in the summer heat this is how bad you would smell.

That guy with no shoes on smells like a hot dumpster.

by paramedic_mike August 20, 2017

hot dog

The absolute definition of an ignorant ass man. The most whack dude you can imagine. Everything they say is slightly weird and out of place.

That is a hot dog ass man.

by dumsol November 27, 2016

Hot Pasty

An attractive woman from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Toivo Rintamaki: Ya sure are quite da little hot pasty, ain't ya!
Toivo's 15-year-old niece: ...

by Nigel Thwok January 15, 2024

hot dog ramen bowl

A sexual position where one’s penis, or hot dog, is slid in between another’s butt cheeks, the buns…and then that person forcibly excretes diarrhea onto and around said penis.

Chads dick really stinks after that “hot dog Ramen bowl” last night.

by Meater1234 December 31, 2023