Hypnotic Cock

Something so enchanting and mesmerizing that it triggers a mental climax.

“Did you go to that Halsey concert? It was SO hypnotic cock.”

by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022

Alarm Cock

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.

Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."

by Blackfat August 17, 2018

cock review

A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.

-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.

by Joker the Fortnite God July 24, 2021

voodoo cock

Cock that actually turns a women into crazy and desperate. A woman who is distant and unemotional can get one little taste of a voodoo cock and become a hopeless romantic mess. It’s a blessing... yet a curse.

Like OMG girl, he got that voodoo cock that’s making me see stars!

by Mandelyn89 December 7, 2020

Cock monger

A retarded or spastic prostitute who loves cock.

That fucking spastic whore is a real cock mongers

by DiddyD1 August 7, 2021

Cock

A chicken.

A: Look at my cock!

B: Damn, that's a huge cock

by Namezz12 February 20, 2024

Saeko Futa Cock

When the persons dick is abhorrently large (longer than 2 feet)

Explanation: On rule34.xxx there is an obscene amounts of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized dicks. Most of the Futa is by artist stevencarson

“Damn Daniel, geez, you have a Saeko Futa Cock, ar ar ar ar ar

by AstronomicaIl December 26, 2023