by trixisforkids3 April 21, 2018

When you put a decorative pillow on a girls face, sit on top of it, fart, then quickly flip the pillow over fart side down, and sit back on top of it.
by YouAshhole July 26, 2025

A sex act involving scattalogical play with a partner who does not consume enough fiber, leading to a stool consistency akin to baby food.
Jim: What did you get up to last night?
Barry: That dude came over and gave me some hot queso.
Jim: Oh man, that shit must have been a nightmare to clean up afterwards.
Barry: Yeah, he needs to get on the metamucils.
Barry: That dude came over and gave me some hot queso.
Jim: Oh man, that shit must have been a nightmare to clean up afterwards.
Barry: Yeah, he needs to get on the metamucils.
by Jj4371838392 January 20, 2019

John: Did you hear Dave got an urban hot tub.
James: How much did that cost him?
John: bout six dollars.
James: How much did that cost him?
John: bout six dollars.
by campsell$ March 6, 2011

A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).
In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.
Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.
Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.
by rolenthegreat September 12, 2011

by Devilbev November 18, 2022

by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 26, 2020
