cock and balls

A term you shout when old women drive through the Walmart isle on their mobility scooters, and you as a YouTube prankster jump out of a rubbermaid trash can, which you put in the middle of the isle, to scare their ass

Old woman: “who the hell put this fucker in the middle of the isle”
Zach the prankster: “COCK AND BALLS”
Old woman: “Damn you sonny, if I still used tampons, I’d need a new one about now”

by Bike Lovin’ mf August 28, 2024

fizzy pop cock glock

When you give your partner an enema with classic coke and then wrap your c**k with a fruit roll-up and pop rocks, then jam an entire pack of mentos into their a**. Then proceed to have a**l s*x with them until you either buss or are forced out at mach f**k from their a** that has now become a legal weapon

"I gave my girl a fizzy pop cock glock last night and now the bed sheets, walls, and my self esteem are soaked with coke".

by Subaluwa October 22, 2025

Cock

A chicken or a male body part

Wow he has a huge cock

by Yummy math August 30, 2017

Cock of the month

Marc

Hi cock of the month Marc

by karma5 March 28, 2023

King Cock

A Chinese pheasant standing on a South Dakota hay bale, always the one that stands the tallest.

Look over there, it's King Cock looking for hens!

by I3UCKWHEAT September 17, 2021

Croker Cock

A kind of male genitals that have grown on a woman that have grown so abnormally large the clitoris is now unrecognisable and deformed and everytime a croker cock ejaculates liquid tendies come out of the multiple dickholes in the croker cock and when threatned the crocker cock owner will yell sket very loudly

"Awh man i went to bang this chick and she had a massive Croker cock"

by Adbraham hitler July 20, 2018

Cock

Cock is an old chicken that has a black vibrant color with mix of red

"Is that your cock? He's so big now!"
"You right nigga, this cock is delicious if we cook it tho"

by Enny_puke_bahogbilat January 24, 2024