joe balls

a good practical joke.

ofa man: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Billie jean: ayo flool joe got hit by a bussin bus

bofa man: who's joe
Billie jean: joe balls.
bofa man: *dies*

by bchdhbcjhdb October 21, 2021

Balls Deep No Retreat

When you go Balls Deep with no escape plan.

I was running to the park without shoes a phone or a map - Juan
Damn nigga u went Balls Deep No Retreat - Osama

by xypeepeepoopoo September 6, 2023

Balls

I have balls

Hey, I have balls.

by cheeseburger billy bob February 7, 2023

suck my balls

a cute and sassy way of saying “thank you for your input”

Person #1: “wow, that was incredible! maybe more vibrato on that last note.”
Person #2: “suck my balls, i’ll keep that in mind”

by peoneolope March 15, 2023

cock and balls torture

it is nice

dammmmm cock and balls torture are good

by caitocuteypie November 7, 2021

Pulling the ball away

Making a promise you have no intention of keeping and yet your victim continuously trusts you to. Originally a gag from the Peanuts comics by Charles Schulz where Lucy van Pelt would encourage Charlie Brown to kick a football she would hold, promising not to pull away and old Chuck always falling for it.

Putin is constantly pulling the ball away with Ukraine over these talks of ceasefire so civilians can evacuate.

by Kanna-Chan March 6, 2022

Ball retreating

When its so cold, your ball shrink into your body and your scrotum shrivells and hardens to preserve testicle warmth.

Samantha: "OMG ITS SO FUCKING COLD THERES NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS!!!"
Jamie: "Actually., if you educated yourself you would know the correct term is "ball retreating""

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023