When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.
1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger
by Team Retro September 21, 2008
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the female reproductive organ of a zombie, a person who disrepects you by by being mindless of yourself, a dead pussy brought back to life, absolute filth
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"Look Dad, a dead seal!"
"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."
"What's that thing sticking out of it?"
"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."
"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."
"What's that thing sticking out of it?"
"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."
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1. The special atmosphere or mood necessary to enjoy zombie movies specifically and schlock horror films in general.
2. The tone, character or mood of an environment created by watching horror films.
3. The creepy or unnerving feeling a person gets when surrounded by a large mass of people, such as in shopping malls, bars/pubs and crowded city streets. Most easily recognized when a person realizes that everyone is moving and talking but no one is really doing or saying anything.
1. The special atmosphere or mood necessary to enjoy zombie movies specifically and schlock horror films in general.
2. The tone, character or mood of an environment created by watching horror films.
3. The creepy or unnerving feeling a person gets when surrounded by a large mass of people, such as in shopping malls, bars/pubs and crowded city streets. Most easily recognized when a person realizes that everyone is moving and talking but no one is really doing or saying anything.
1. Dim the lights man. You've got to set the proper zombiance to enjoy "Army of Darkness."
2. Wow, those movies were creepy. Turn on all the lights so we can break the zombiance.
3. There's a certain zombiance to holiday shopping. It really freaks me out.
2. Wow, those movies were creepy. Turn on all the lights so we can break the zombiance.
3. There's a certain zombiance to holiday shopping. It really freaks me out.
by David Frederick February 24, 2008
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Douglas:Doctor somethings wrong.
Doctor: What is it?
Douglas: There is a decent sized chunk missing from my penis and it constantly smells like vomit.
Doctor: Must've had a rough zombie head
Doctor: What is it?
Douglas: There is a decent sized chunk missing from my penis and it constantly smells like vomit.
Doctor: Must've had a rough zombie head
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