your ma

a) I am in disbelief
b) Sexual reference to ones mother

"I met Westlife in Castle court"
"aye your ma"

"I had your ma last night"

your ma by Jonto December 30, 2004

Your Mom 

Your mom, according to experts of psychiatry; is the fattest, ugliest, hottest, dumbest, most sexually active person in the history of the world.

Also a great conversation ender.

Ex 1:

Person 1: Hey dude, what did you do yesterday?

Person 2: Your mom.



Ex 2:

Person 1: So, Frank Macfarlane Burnet was an Australian virologist best known for his contributions to immunology. He conducted pioneering research on bacteri-

Person 2: Your mom.

Person 1:....

Your Mom by YER FATHA January 5, 2009

your mom 

When someone says to you, "you mom" they are refering to your mother in a negative manner. For instance, if you call someone a shitface cockmaster. They might reply, "you mom."

Person 1-"You sir, are a shitface cockmaster."

Person 2-"Your mom."

Person 3-"Oh, they're good.

your mom by § July 19, 2004

your date's here 

1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!

1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.

2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...

your date's here by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus July 21, 2004

Your mom 

Ones female parental figure, oftentimes the target of puns.

Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!

Your mom by Your mama, obviously. September 17, 2004

your world 

A term used to describe someone's imaginary life which exists only in his or her own mind. See: Teenager

Maybe in your world homework isn't necessary, but since I'm paying the outrageous tuition to your private school, you're going to finish the homework anyway!

your world by Sheely November 15, 2003

Your Dick 

The smallest thing in the world.

That dust particle is a small as your dick!

Your Dick by BOT1games April 20, 2019