Rave Boner

The result of being on sweet drugs, listening to heavy bass music and dancing with super-hot, half-naked girls.
I was at this rave one time... grinding with two these smokin' chicks when I totally got a rave boner that just wouldn't quit. Nearly jizzed my pants. The girls didn't seem to mind!
by Samiam80 January 01, 2011
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dental boner

Sexual arousal brought about by close proximity of tempting and seductive body parts of dentists and hygienists of opposite sex, combined with their intent focus on your face. This sometimes involves beautiful eyes, face, and low-cut scrubs showing some breasts or chest area as the dentist or hygienist leans over you and stares at you with focus.
I had a dental boner for all of forty five minutes it took the new Eastern European dental hygienist to clean my teeth.
by Sombrerio August 13, 2011
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beef boner

1. a butcher or meatcutter; a member of the Beef Boners union.

2. an erect penis.
1. My father is a proud beef boner.

2. My father has a proud beef boner.
by Joe Bone March 22, 2005
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boner wedgie

whenever you are wearing underwear and you get an erection so big that it pulls it tight and sucks your underwear into your ass crack causing a wedgie of mass proportions that can only be pulled out by reaching in deep.
i had to stop wearing underwear to the strip club's because everyday i went i got a boner wedgie and i soon developed some form of anal rash.
by poo_c_Juice February 20, 2008
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Boner batter

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!
by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
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Anti-boner

1. The act of stopping a male erection dead in its tracks.

2. Any event so shocking it causes a boner to instantly die

3. Used to describe the ugliest of women

"I was so drunk I almost fucked Joknisha last night, but even alcohol couldn't mask the smell of that vag."
"Ahhhh, that shit is the anti-boner"


"I heard horse faced Gina started to grow a mustache."
"That girls smile is the anti-boner."

"The other day I was making out with my girlfriend, and her grandma walked in with her top off... instant anti-boner for life."
by Dtron 3000 October 27, 2008
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Rubbing boners

A term used to describe when two or more people are in whole-hearted agreement. Used in a derisive manner.
Person 1: The Lakers played so great last night!
Person 2: I know, Kobe did amazing, he's the best player of all-time!
Person 3: Will you two quit rubbing boners?
by il pinguino June 08, 2009
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