Rich Watching

A phrase used to describe when low class or working class people watch Youtube/Instagram/TikTok stars and envy their rich lifestyles, not realizing that most of those stars came from wealth and had better opportunities because of nepotism. The idea of "becoming rich" doesn't exist in modern times, but "rich watching" has replaced this to make it easier for low and working class people to swallow reality.

"Did you see that new trend on Tiktok?"
"No, sorry, I don't like Rich Watching."

"Huh?"
"I'm not a fan of watching rich people live their rich lives. I need to focus on my own goals."

by EvisceratedinFiction January 8, 2023

Silk Skin Watch

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it

Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you

by The Goater July 8, 2010

Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.

We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.

by Binferg August 1, 2017

Not-watch

The act of watching TV and playing on your phone/computer in such a way that by the end of the episode, you realize you haven't actually watched any of it.

"Hey, what'd you do last night?"

"The usual: just not-watched The Following"

"What happened?"

"......I don't know...."

by Dipstick1 April 13, 2013

dad watch

A watch that dads mainly wear in which the part that goes around your wrist is made of metal. Basically, a full metal watch.

1: Which Gucci watch did you get your dad for his birthday?
2: I got the silver on silver, why?
1: Aw you got him the dad watch...

by AssBurgers789 October 10, 2017

Watch Superbad

To "Watch Superbad" is to lay down hold your girlfriend and tell her how much you love her. Possibly with a bit of boob holding but mostly kissing her and telling her she means the world to you and that your life is so much better with her.

Hey babe you wanna "Watch Superbad"?

by User_Generated April 27, 2024

Watch your A’s

A term used for when you are likely to be kicked out of a GTA Online game if you click your A button (The dame button as your standard sprint button).

Grand Theft Auto V’s shitty party connectivity system will surely ruin your day.

Warmonger: I just bodied this fettle child
Ironclad: Watch your A’s
Warmonger: *While sprinting, gets dragged into another session*
Ironclad: Yeah

by FCNF Warmonger November 18, 2019