French Wank

When one cries during/after sex or masturbation.

"You cried after you fucked Max? And Simon? It seems that all you can do these days is French wank."

by Millennial Ghost January 26, 2023

wank flapper

Someone with terrible opinions who just won't shut up about them.

Elon Musk is such a wank flapper. He's posting a bunch of tweets about how corporations are people and unions are bad again.

by BernieWHW June 17, 2018

weeping wank

Wanking someone off till they cry, or wanking yourself till you cry

Jeff felt so emotional that he had himself a weeping wank

by Rainbowmaid321 June 10, 2017

dry wank

when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out

anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank

anon 2: that’s fucking grim

by xjamos July 22, 2021

Steamy Wank

When a bloke flops out his cock during a hot shower and starts fucking his hand till he spills his man seed

Had a wank, special one...a fucking steamy wank

by Ma mums dead July 2, 2015

Cry and Wank

Going to cry, and do something that makes us happy but there's a chance it won't do anything.

Person 1: "I'm going to cry and wank."
Person 2: "Are you alright?"
Person 1: "No."

by tiimos September 11, 2020

Swivel Wank

The act of rotating on a swivel chair at high speed while stroking your sexual organs.using a combination of g force and friction to bring about orgasmic spasms in said sexual organs.

'am I right in thinking this is IKEA?'
'You are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind'
'Then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!'
'Oh,I see,your in to swivel wanking?fair play!'

by Philip wheel June 8, 2015