The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.
MOM!!!! Im danger wanking!
by Jakdasnake96 June 6, 2018
Get the Danger Wankmug. The browsing history of someone who regularly visits web sites with the intent to plunder Percy the pink
After reviewing my wank statement I can see that I have made over 30 deposits this month.
I found your mum on line last week and if I just check my wank statement I can give you the web address.
I found your mum on line last week and if I just check my wank statement I can give you the web address.
by Ravey Davey Gravy March 6, 2018
Get the Wank Statementmug. Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage
It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking
by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019
Get the Ultra wankingmug. Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.
A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019
Get the Diddle wankingmug. by Steven Nutterbutter April 3, 2021
Get the Wank breathmug. A wank performed in the humid environment of a bathroom during a hot shower whilst the other hand is used to insert a finger into the anus.
Person 1: bro I just had a shower. Fucking loved it.
Person 2: another Kosovan wank eh?
Person 1: Hell yeah! I think I have haemorrhoids though…
Person 2: another Kosovan wank eh?
Person 1: Hell yeah! I think I have haemorrhoids though…
by AlboWarCriminal March 1, 2023
Get the Kosovan Wankmug. by Camz1601 March 28, 2016
Get the Tricky Wankmug.