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Danger Wank

The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.
by Jakdasnake96 June 6, 2018
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Wank Statement

The browsing history of someone who regularly visits web sites with the intent to plunder Percy the pink
After reviewing my wank statement I can see that I have made over 30 deposits this month.

I found your mum on line last week and if I just check my wank statement I can give you the web address.
by Ravey Davey Gravy March 6, 2018
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Ultra wanking

Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage
It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking
by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019
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Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that
by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019
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Wank breath

When ur breath is so bad it could melt steel.
by Steven Nutterbutter April 3, 2021
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Kosovan Wank

A wank performed in the humid environment of a bathroom during a hot shower whilst the other hand is used to insert a finger into the anus.
Person 1: bro I just had a shower. Fucking loved it.

Person 2: another Kosovan wank eh?
Person 1: Hell yeah! I think I have haemorrhoids though…
by AlboWarCriminal March 1, 2023
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Tricky Wank

A "Tricky Wank" is when you masturbate to something a bit weird
Guy 1 "I watched some Hentai yesterday"
Guy 2 "That must have been a Tricky Wank"
by Camz1601 March 28, 2016
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