sewer waffle

Soggy waffle, but there is only one winner. The winner is he who first ejaculates, and exretes droppings unto the waffle. The losing players have to season the waffle with foreskin, and then split it into equal slices.

Man, i just lost in sewer waffle, it was worth it though.

by RootinTootinPutin🇷🇺 June 11, 2018

waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.

Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!

by Sim dragon December 10, 2019

Waffle Home

A waffle house that ascends from the level of a mere house to a home through excellent service and amazing waffles. This distinction is most often granted between the hours of midnight and 4am, and nearly always by drunk teenagers

“This waffle house is more than a simple house, it’s a waffle HOME.”

by Waffle Home Lover January 5, 2019

rhino waffle

When a woman has a large vagina, which hosts a larger than normal protruding clitoris that stabs you like a rhino.

Wes was getting it in with this deaf chick, and when he went down on her he got stabbed in the eye by her rhino waffle; now they're both disabled.

by booty hooty September 13, 2016

Twat waffle

A twat that resembles a folded waffle.

Her jeans were so tight , her twat waffle was on full display

by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017

midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.

These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.

by StagHunter December 31, 2019

Blue Waffles

Something you really should look up on google or any other browser. (Please do it. I went through pain.....)

Steve: Hey Brad!! Do you have Blue Waffles?
Brad: Jerk!!!

Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.

by MyFriendHasAFootFetish July 17, 2019