Twitter

Twitter absolutely sucks. Don’t use it. Seriously. People there are toxic as hell and it drains your iq to the size of a goldfish. Politics everywhere, assholes begging for attention, cancelling someone for using SARCASM of all things, the works. You’re better off deepthroating a hotdog than spending a minute on that website, at least you learn something. Trust me it ain’t worth it. Your brain will thank you later.

Guy 1: Hey I was thinking about using Twitter and-
Guy 2: Don’t. Trust me on this one dude.

by Duckos February 15, 2021

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Twitter

A terrible place packed to the brim with children/adults that are children who hate fun and people who have fun and just people in general; everybody hates the site yet will continue to use it because we are a foolish species who are doomed to repeat our worst mistakes. Speaking of which, let me go check twitter.

"Hey, did you see the news about ___ on Twitter this morning? I heard that they were getting cancelled fo-"
"God let me escape this blue, winged hell"

by epicgamner69 December 18, 2022

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Truth Social.

Mango Mussolini posts on his Temu Twitter now.

by Mercy Mercy Mild February 14, 2024

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Twitter

The best place to express your totally non-controversial opinions without the threat of anyone harrassing you, sending you death threats, or doxxing you just because you said their idol is trash.

Twitter: where dreams don't come true, but your favourite idol supposrting MAP rights does

by GrilledGoat April 27, 2022

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