I just toasted my pants

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.

"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."

by SydVicious513 January 5, 2010

man i nigga burnt my toast

when u burn your toast so bad its burnt like a nigga cause there black and such

"man i nigga burnt my toast"

by matt "the BALLA" craig November 9, 2008

toasted cheese and bacon sandwich

a spadge filled and very hanging vagina.

i prized apart her minge lips and it looked like a toasted cheese and bacon sandwich.

by sam Hell June 22, 2004

the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarves

A tasty snack for occasional lesbianism.

I the toast flavored pinnacles of humanity and what they mean to the seven dwarvesed your mom.

by Elmo Rubenstein June 4, 2005

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota.

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

Milk Toast

Derived from the vintage slang Milquetoast, meaning: timid, meek, unassertive. The origin of the term is a 1924 comic character named Caspar Milquetoast created by cartoonist Harold T. Webster. A man who's depicted as a weak pushover, his name alluded to the bland food of buttered toast served in a dish of warm milk.

John doesn't stand for anything. He'll agree to anything you say. He's a milk toast.

by Ambient_Screaming October 6, 2023

Toasting

When someone doesn’t answer or acknowledge your text message.

“She’s toasting me. Ignoring my texts.”

by ZipMaxx July 31, 2019