Mental/Illness

As a child if you were subjected to daddy beatings and they got severely worse after a few pints of Stella, you probably decided you wanted to be a total cunt and pop a pride flag up on your wall and force your false grammar and idea of pronouns down other's throats.

Hence the reason to why we call them mental illnesses because they would be nothing but normal members of society if they didn't get bested by their Daddy's beloved Stella Artois'.
Jamie: I don't rate Charlie. He's a fuck-tard if you asked me
Spencer: THEY
Jamie: Oh sorry. I forgot they were a Mental/Illness.
Charlie: WAAAAA I'M A BIG BABY THEY/THEM FAGGOT LIL BIH
Ben: Sorry has anyone got the time?
Charlie: Did you just assume we are financially stable enough to afford a clock?
Jamie: This is why no one likes you and you're a FUCKING GIRL CHARLIE LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THERE IS A FANNY RIGHT THERE!
by MWE2004 November 14, 2023
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This is Mental

This...... is MENTAL
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mentally coordinated

A term used when describing an intelligent person.
It was required to be mentally coordinated in order to figure out the complex equation.
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mental cart

n. When you think about adding an item to your online shopping cart, but don't actually add it.

v. 1. mental carted
I added that oatmeal to my mental cart, but didn't actually buy it. Now I am hungry and have no oatmeal.
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Ford mentality

When you drive confidently and carelessly to make the other drivers in the street scared of you and not the other way around
Jimothy: Muayad has ford mentality

Cummings: what’s that ?
Jimothy: it when you’re driving manlier than others
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mental engineer

1) Someone who creates false realities with elaborate lies. 2) A liar with an uncanny ability to remember their lies and spin complex scenarios that are untrue in order to engineer a false belief in others.
That dude isn’t just a liar, he’s a mental engineer. Watch out for him.
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Mental engineer

A psychologist; a therapist; a psychological engineer. A social scientist who students human behavior/the mind or applies knowledge and skills to provide therapy.
I want to be a mental engineer.

Psychologists are just mental engineers!

Therapists are mental engineers.
by LingDanc803 September 07, 2023
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