Greek Mind Games

Normally used to describe a favour that is not actually a real favour. Someone who countlessly needs to remind you that they are looking out for you, when they are really not. The individual is more often than not Greek and extremely arrogant.
Human 1: Buddy(gino voice), you just dropped your five dollar bill on the floor.

Human 2: Oh, thanks dude, appreciate that.

Human 1: See what I do for you r'e, now your family can eat because of me.

Human 2: Fuck you jerk, don't play your Greek Mind Games with me.

by x1940coupex January 18, 2007
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woke mind virus

A neurological disease that causes people to become woke liberals. Symptoms include:
-being LGBT
-using pronouns
-dyed hair
-frequenting Starbucks
-hating traditional values like chewing tobacco and epic bacon
-easily getting offended by everything
-worshiping Obama

Bajookieland and Turkmenistan are the few countries with no cases of the woke mind virus. Therefore, if you visit those places, you will have no chance of getting infected.
"In my country, Bajookieland, no one's even heard of being woke. ... the emperors of Bajookieland cut off all access to the Internet from our country; and no Internet means no chance of getting infected with the woke mind virus."
by Built the Obamids April 24, 2023
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The Jedi Mind Trick

When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you".
She was sleepy and I was too lazy to get the condoms, so, I used the jedi mind trick after pleasuring her.
by johnny youknow September 08, 2012
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mind twist

9 inch cack motherfucker, do you speak it?
by twistaroo March 20, 2003
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mind over bladder

when one uses their mind to block out urinary needs. the most effective way for a male is by having an erection; thus the semen and urine wouldn't mingle.
I used mind over bladder when I had to take a leak during this awesome movie. I thought of doing that chick in front of me to help get me through the whole thing.
by AllabastorMaroe October 01, 2011
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mega mind 2.0

This person is usually named something like Modesty, Max or Morgan, they will always have a name that starts with an M, you feel like you can trust them with many secrets but in the end they expose every single word you said. This person usually has a large forehead, making them wear a headband 24/7 to cover up their massive forehead. This person usually acts like a queen in front of their friends, but a real idiot infront of people that aren't there friends.
I see that they have a large forhead with a headband, they must be a mega mind 2.0
by SlickSkinnySlim November 24, 2021
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Dun' Mind D'you?

An abbreviation of 'Don't Mind Do You?'
Welsh phrase used by people in the know.
Useful in interrupting people mid sentence, when taking the mickey, trying to sway someone's opinion over a moral matter, and as a general sentence enhancer. Beware of copycats.
Officer: "Oh, boys, is that a bong on the roof of your car?"
Driver: "Dun' Mind D'you?"

"Dun' Mind D'you?"
"I dun' fuckin mind"

"I just sold my last rolo to some edder for a tenner. Dun' Mind D'you?"

*Pointing* "He Dun' Fuckin' Mind!"
by Jonnyho June 09, 2008
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