Hyperly tired

The feeling when you just want to sleep but still wants to do activities

John: your looking really tired, you should sleep.
You: Sorry but im hyperly tired right now.

by Radguy654 December 31, 2021

Floor tile

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor

Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled

by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022

deliciously tired

The point of exhaustion when sleep is so enticing it's delicious

What an exhausting day, I'm deliciously tired.

by kittypurry October 16, 2022

too tired to sleep

Me right now, why do you think i am wirting this? Its when you are on your phone or reading a book and you are too tired to put it down so you just continue becoming more and more tired

Me:its 2:55Am! I need sleep but...i am too tired to sleep

by You_are_fool October 22, 2022

Shower tired

Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”

I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.

by Photogal November 10, 2022

Elbrus Tile

Special tile used in shower or pool installations to protect ordinary tile from excess cum stains during group orgies and gay sex parties.

Let me tell you Mark, there's going to be so many fuck boys tonight, I had Elbrus Tile installed just to protect my shower floor.

by styridsatdva December 30, 2022

Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.

I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023