Thuck

some1 with a lisp saying "suck" mainly used on the net, for taking the piss out of sum1 =)

1)Your new hair thuckth!
2)She thellth thea shellth on the thea shore, the thells that she thellth are thea shellth im sure =)

by Kez December 12, 2004

touchebag

Someone who engages in constant, unnecessary oneupsmanship, always in search for people to say "touche."

Person A: Oh yeah, I hiked all of the Appalachian Trail last year.
Person B: Wow, good job!
Person C: That's nothing, I hiked the Himalayan trail.
Person A: Well, to be fair, I was just recovering from a broken leg.
Person C: I had a broken leg and broke the second one while hiking!
Person B: Don't be such a touchebag.

by rexnom November 1, 2009

It didn't touch the sides

An unfortunate genital mismatch. Either the woman's vagina is too loose or the man's penis is too small/thin, hence 'It didn't touch the sides'. Also used to disparage a woman by suggesting she has been too promiscuous.

I really liked him but when we had sex it didn't touch the sides.

by CalSouth March 11, 2015

touche

Used in Tom n Jerry once when they were fencing

Touche a la pussy cat

by JRiggs August 28, 2005

Touch Tip

Similar to "touch base" but with two gay dudes.

Gay dude: I haven't seen Jim in a while, maybe I should touch tip with him.

by Reeeeeeeeze December 31, 2011

thughs

Bully, gang member, especially those that hang around malls and other public places for intimidation. Contraction of "Thugs" and "Toughs".
Pronounced "Thuffs"

"I wanted to cruise the mall but it was crawling with thughs."

by GreginVan May 21, 2005

Thuce

A thuce is the vagina of a woman over 65 years of age who has popped out many a baby. It is worn out, torn, limp, and altogether large. When the woman is walking, the thuce makes a sound similar to a wet basketball being dribbled.

"Man, that thuce last night, it was like fucking a paint can!"

by Nuts2U September 25, 2008