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Pearled

When a man ejaculates on a man or women’s neck creating the appearance of a pearl necklace.
“Dude! I totally pearled Sally last night. She looked classy AF.”
by Cannikay February 24, 2018
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Pearl

The act of doing something perfectly and/or without any flaws
“I was kind of stressed about parallel parking on my driver’s test, but I somehow pearled that shit
by yurka slurka June 25, 2019
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Blue Pearl

Blue Pearl is a minor character in Steven Universe. She's a gem that serves Blue Diamond. She's a shy and quiet Gem, and she rarely talks. She likes to draw too, as she said in "Together Alone".
Blue Pearl has served Blue Diamond for thousands of years, well before Pink Diamond owned Earth.
by Altzzzy July 20, 2021
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Pearl and Dean Necklace

Performing a Pearl Necklace while vocally recreating the Pearl and Dean 'Asteroids' theme.
I gave her a pearl and dean necklace right across the chest - pa-pa, pa-pa papa papa papa-pa, papa papa pa pa pa-paaaa pah!
by Jeztastic December 28, 2018
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dirt pearl

The compressed chunks of oil, dirt, debris and dead skin that form deep in the hidden folds of your naval.

Not to be confused with common daily belly button lint, they usually apply only to individuals with "innie" belly buttons. Dirt pearls can not simply be washed away but instead must be methodically removed, usually with the use of a narrow tool such as a pair of tweezers.
When cleaning your belly button, make sure you clean deeply and thoroughly to remove the dirt pearls. This is important to personal hygiene much in the same way as cleaning under your finger nails.
by Drlydprtddirtsquirrel August 13, 2016
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Pearl Rigamortis

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
by Treebonics April 5, 2017
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