Kog Nuts

A man with a massive penis and loves to wear racoon hats as a hobby, he is very beautiful and everybody wants to be him, he sells his parents car for cocaine money.

Oh man look at that Kog nuts I really need to see that racoon hat collection of his. I want to be exactly like him

by IDon'tLike October 6, 2016

anger nut

When you get so physically angry that you aroused and spontaneously nut.

I did so bad on that test, that when I got it back, I anger nutted in my pants, right on the spot.

by Big Negroid May 7, 2018

Tang Nuts

When you get a little poontang from a chick with a wet, but smelly, puss and the smell lingers on your ball sack for days. Usually discovered inadvertently by scratching one’s sack after the dirty deed.

Whew nasty. Smell my fingers. What the hell is that? Muh tang nuts braaaahhh.

Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Nut-Burglar

A person who steals your cum after you masterbate and fall alseep.

joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.

bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum

by nutburguler April 4, 2017

Nut privilege

The advantage someone gets when they're regularly getting laid, as opposed to their single friends who are not. It's like a VIP pass to feeling secure and chill in social situations, where there's no pressure to find someone to hook up with. It changes the game so much that those with nut privilege might bail on social gatherings or not bother to put themselves 'out there' because they've got the sexual security blanket at home.

Joe's got serious nut privilege now that he's been with Sam for two years. He used to be down for every party. Now, he's all like, "Nah, I'm good," when his roommates want to throw a Halloween bash. Meanwhile, they're hustling to send invites in the hopes of finding someone to snuggle up with when the party's over.

by professor_of_sociology November 2, 2023

bitch with the nuts

A hot rod term that describes an American muscle car with dual exhaust, that has two mufflers (usually Flowmasters) and a large differential visible when seen from the rear.

Me and my buddy were out cruisin' and my buddy says, Wow, check it out, that Camaro is "the Bitch with the Nuts!"

by Ace Wheelin June 17, 2008

sugared nuts

When you leave your semen to dry over your ballsack. It's really quite tasty.

I've seen far too many sugared nuts in my room in the past few weeks

by mousepouch360 July 29, 2016