Hairy banana

A banana that is growing hair and is going through a time in its life

Oh meh god have you seen that Hairy banana at the super market

by [e-mail] November 24, 2019

Hairy bits

Anything with hair on it or anything that can be described with hair on it.

Look at those hairy bits on that penguin.

by Kaifizzle July 7, 2010

Hairy Pickleball

A variant of pickleball that is played without pants, with everyone's hairy pickles exposed.

I forgot to wash my pants today. Looks like we can't play pickleball.

Oh wait! We can play hairy pickleball

by Senor Dank Nugs April 9, 2024

hairy pillow

when you cut your dickhair over someones pillow before they sleep

friend 1: i got a hairy pillow yesterday
friend 2: haha it was me

by mikefromdenmark August 27, 2021

Hairy Checkbook

A female's occasional use of sexual favours to pay the bills.

Single Mum says "I have 2 kids. When money gets too tight, I just get out the hairy checkbook."

by Slider68 August 25, 2013

Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.

"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"

by Word Smartist January 25, 2022

Hairy biker

DEMMI havenhand

DEMMI man you hairy biker

by Hairybiker.co.uk June 13, 2018