Hairy eccles

Balls of toilet tissue that stick to the hairs of your rectum after wiping your bum after a poo

Look at his hairy eccles

by Nobbycar May 17, 2021

hairy ghost

Some bullshit Taylor and Matt made up so you would look it up on urban dictionary expecting to read about some nasty pubic hair type thing, only to find we just wanted to say you're awesome and rage on.

You guys remember that one time Nectar dropped that one song, and it was like MRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW MWAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

I went fucking hairy ghost during that shit!

by swaggatee October 15, 2017

Hairy schlong

Aka hairy penis

U say to your mom u have a hairy schlong

by eli360098 June 12, 2018

hairy ass taco

When you take ass hair and make a taco out of it

I just made a hairy ass taco and gave it to kelly

by Homie wit a white pecker February 10, 2018

hairy nuts

hairy penises known as the hairy utensil

jack: hi Simon
simon: i have hairy nuts
jack: fuck off

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Hairy Firecracker

When you place you hairy nut sack on you significant other’s forehead while she pounds your meat stick with her little hands, as she’s stroking you bust your load in her eyes and start snapping in her ears to create the crackle affect.

“Gimme that hairy firecracker you dirty boy” “say no more”

by anonymous July 3, 2025

Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.

"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"

by Word Smartist January 25, 2022