Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017
Get the kevlar flat smackmug. by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 2, 2022
Get the big flat ballsmug. Term to describe the voyeuyristic practice of watching couples have sex in public car parks, which pre-dated the term 'dogging'.
Source : veteran doggers in East Midlands, origin unknown
Source : veteran doggers in East Midlands, origin unknown
"Ehhh just been flatting some couple down at piss-corner in the bottoms until some idiot boy racer scared em off"
by bogsnorkeller January 31, 2023
Get the Flattingmug. A person who believes that the state of being level conforms to a plane and rejects all evidence that a level surface can actually be curved.
Bev is the most annoying type of flat earther, because he rejects the term saying that mountains and valleys and hills mean that it’s not flat.
by Keigh See March 13, 2023
Get the Flat earthermug. A ballsack that has been stepped on in the event of a confrontation between a girl and a boy. Generally after a boy has been unfaithful to his girl and she crushes his balls so that they are squashed, and therefore a flat orange.
by Majestyblack September 13, 2016
Get the Flat orangemug. The nickname of the old Grand Street Shuttle train that ran from 57th Street and Avenue of Americas to Grand Street in New York City in the 1980s, the cars used as R27s had every wheel with flat spots and made such a loud noise you can hear the train from as far as 5 stops away.
"Damn Jimmy what the hell is that loud noise in the tunnel?" Ah Tony that's the sound of the "Flat Wheels Local" and it sounds like its at 34th Street herald square right about now!
by GeneralHawk505 April 29, 2023
Get the Flat Wheels Localmug. What's left after someone opens a Carbonated-screen T.V and then just let's it sit there for a really long time without using it.
by all-hail-cthulhu December 28, 2024
Get the Flat-screen T.Vmug.