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Flat

Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!

Alternatively, with the acronym in place...

Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T

(The first instance is much more commonly used)
by E.M.V.J.J December 19, 2017
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flat footing

When one uses their foot ontop of a man's tip. A type of feet kink.
He literally started flat footing my dick bro.
by slayhennysx July 19, 2023
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Lookin-flat

Guy with a small penis so that they have no noticeable bulge when wearing clothes.
Those jeans have him lookin-flat.

He has a cute face but lookin-flat
by Rabidchimichanga January 23, 2020
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Flat

An acronym for a woman lacking in breast size, used by usually men. Usually used as an insult.

It stands for,

Forever
Lacking
Any
Tits
Adam: Wow, look at Jessie! She looks nice today!
Jacob: Yeah, but she's pretty flat. Not much to work with.
Adam: You're such a dick, you know that?
by mr_onomatopoeia August 22, 2022
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Flat orange

A ballsack that has been stepped on in the event of a confrontation between a girl and a boy. Generally after a boy has been unfaithful to his girl and she crushes his balls so that they are squashed, and therefore a flat orange.
Melissa stood on James' balls after he cheated on her with Jessica so he then got a flat orange.
by Majestyblack September 13, 2016
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flat

i am flat that’s why i cant get a boyfriend
i’m flat
by bejenwbejwjw November 24, 2019
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michigan flat steak

an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.
Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.
by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017
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