flat wipe

A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.

Who needs spoons when I've got flat wipes!

by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn May 6, 2014

flat mash

A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.

"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"

by Sukmydix February 1, 2017

Flat faced ugly

Endearing name given to the First Nations on the west coast of Canada.

He, look at all the flat faced uglies netting salmon on the river!
James joe, who is he again?
He lives on the Rez, he’s a flat faced ugly.

by Timmy-o-tool July 16, 2018

Flats

A famous Overwatch 2 TikToker who Streams on Twitch occasionally.

Joe: Flats is such a good Reinhardt player.

Michael: Fr fr he's literally my favorite Tiktoker and I watch all of his videos. He's so funny bro 💀

by iceolated January 9, 2023

Flat Rim

The sexual act of having one person in a downward dog position with their ass in the air and the other person doing the spider walk towards their partners asshole to give a rim job.

Eric came over last night and he showed me how to Flat Rim and let me tell you Julie my back hurts.

by Hungbrisket January 25, 2022

Flat Out

Very busy. From the Aussie idiom, "flat out like a lizard drinking".

I'd love to come over but I'm flat out!

by Luichoy August 1, 2016

Flat-fronter

A male with a small penis.

"Well, as a matter of fact, the pleats let my dick breath... I can tell it's not a problem for flat-fronters like yourself." ~Drew from Toothpaste for Dinner

by Brizon August 7, 2010