Top Dweller

Often used at parties when the host is disliked somewhat, the top dweller is when someone, instead of using the toilet as normal, takes the lid off the cistern and shits in there. This results in shit particles flooding the toilet every time it is flushed. It can last for weeks on end, depending on the quality of the shit

Bro, that cunt tried to kick me out, so I left a top dweller in his loo. His mum will be cleaning that thing for weeks

by BarbarianMacks May 10, 2008

Desk top

When someone gives you head under a desk.

Friend 1: Yo wassup I just got some Desk top from my girl Ashley!
Friend 2: For real bro? Nicee!

by bannanasoapman March 20, 2020

Chest-top

An act of masturbation involving a laptop and a male. The male places his laptop on his chest while he masturbates to porn he chooses with his secondary hand while his primary hand does work.

Dude 1: "Dude that girl is so hot."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm gunna think about her when I'm masturbating."
Dude 1: "You gunna Chest-top it?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, that shit's all day"

by Buckified February 26, 2011

top end

The maximum speed of a vehicle

That car will do 150mph at the top end

by BT4a November 5, 2011

Top Shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 December 15, 2008

Up Top

Origins unknown. For those living in a state below New York along the eastern seaboard, it refers to New York.

Ant: Yo, Susan when you going back up top?
Susan: I fly into Laguardia tomorrow.

by Jacques February 5, 2005

Top deck

v. to top deck: a house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top deck after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008