Huff and Puff

"Huffing and puffing" refers to smoking a metric fuckton a weed and eating cheese-puffs before passing out.

"Well," said the wolf, "then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll fall asleep on the couch.
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"What do you mean you had a Huff and Puff night ?"

"I don't really remember, all I know is that I smoked like an oil-rig chimney and that in the morning my fingers were greasy as shit"

"Got any plans for tonight ?"

by Raúl "Dirty" Sanchez August 19, 2018

Piggy Puff

A fat person who eats extreme amounts of food in a single day.

Hey Mike you are such a piggy puff, you don’t need to eat another bag of chips today.

by DaelynAlly July 9, 2024

puff cat

Vagina; beaver; lady muffin; taco; puss.

She sure knows how to use her puff cat.

by Suzyhomemaker March 6, 2022

pussy puff

When a woman farts at just the right angle that a little gas bubble moves up between her pussy lips.

She moved slightly to avoid a fart and wound up squeaking out a pussy puff instead.

by Jessie K. October 20, 2020

Human Puff

Well, it starts out small, grows longer, ya know. It can feel things, the human puff. It’s truly amazing. The “puff” can be many things, such as hair. Some people eat human puff, others touch it and shave it.

Person 1 - Can I shave your human puff? It needs a good trim.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.

by litty_bois4life May 17, 2019

power puff

when you mix battery acid in your vape pen then blow the smoke into your xbox x.

fuck xbox im doing a power puff

by a real ass /Vigga February 24, 2021

Snorkle Puff

When a female is touching her own anus and their partner shoves there dick in his her anus

Dude i tottaly snorkle puffed my girlfriend last niught

by PoopieBesar November 1, 2023