Pud Wood

A fat obese 26yr old virgin

That guy gets no bitches!, he must be a Pud wood

by VALVBALVLA August 17, 2022

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Pud

A person who lacks in skill, knowledge, and common sense.

Dude you got the math question wrong! Quit acting like a pud!

by Right Hand Roasted April 18, 2018

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Pud

def 1: A pud may be a fool, a failure, or an absolute loser.

def 2: A pud may be a large male penis.

def 1: Little Nelson could not even tie his own shoes, the father spoke to little Nelson, "What a Pud."

def 2: I watched my father beat his large pud on my bed.

by John Eli January 29, 2019

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1. (Verb) To ingest bodily fluids produced as a by product of sexual climax.

2. (Verb, generally) to engage in sexual activity.

3. (Noun) the act of sexual intercourse; the style and/or quality of a person's sexual intercourse.

She invited me up for a drink, so I gave her a taste of my sweet pudding.

I tasted her sweet pudding last night.

I don't think I'll call him back - I don't like the taste of his sweet pudding.

What do you want to do tonight? Taste sweet pudding.

by St Gism August 2, 2013

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