Pud

The humid wasteland located south of the sack and north of the poohole.

Dougal was caught picking nyash hair out of his teeth after a night spent tongue punching Zacks inflamed pud.

by Nathan clyde January 27, 2025

Pud

The humid swamp located south of the sack, and north of the poohole.

Dougal was caught picking pubes out of his teeth after a night spent tongue punching zacks inflamed pud.

by Nathan clyde January 27, 2025

Pud

A weak ass motherfucker.

Seith is a total pud.

by ABCURRE1150 February 12, 2019

Pud

To be called ‘pud’ is to be called a lazy and/or weak person. ‘Pud’ is someone who sits on the couch all day and does nothing, they can also be that person who doesn’t put much effort into anything.

Girl: Hey you pud! Get off the couch.
Guy: Why are you so mean.
Girl: Because you’re being lazy and need to get up.

by Hijklmno August 15, 2024

Pud

An Australian term used for “Pudding” or “Christmas Pudding”

Broden, do you have any room for Pud, I know you want some Pud.

by Greedyboi December 28, 2020

Pud

def 1: A pud may be a fool, a failure, or an absolute loser.

def 2: A pud may be a large male penis.

def 1: Little Nelson could not even tie his own shoes, the father spoke to little Nelson, "What a Pud."

def 2: I watched my father beat his large pud on my bed.

by John Eli January 29, 2019

Pud

Someone who has all the normal features of an average human with the exception of the speed at which the main computer processes data.

Did you see that pud walk into the rotating door the wrong way?

by Sewperman January 22, 2024