Cigarette fairy

When you are to fucked up and think there was 1 more cigarette added to you're pack.

Man I had 5 cigarettes last time I looked now I have 6 the cigarette fairy came.

by Cleaverm100 October 6, 2016

Tooth Fairy

Verb

The act of farting underneath someone's pillow. Desired effect is for some unsuspecting sleeper, instead of a nice cool pillow, to get a fart in the face.

Dirty Randy: Hey what were you doing in Jimmy's bedroom?

Frisky Dan: I was tooth fairying his pillow for later on!

Dirty Randy: I hope he gets pink eye.

Frisky Dan: I hope he gets aggressive rectal cancer and dies......

Dirty Randy: That escalated quickly.

by Frisky Dan November 25, 2016

Dingleberry Fairy

A male who engages in gay sex with other males. An epithet often used in a pejorative sense. See also...Butt Pirate, Chode Smoker, or Sugar Plum Fairy.

"Last night at the club, I could have sworn that your boy Seth was flirting with me."

"That Dingleberry Fairy was totally trying to pick your fruit, nai-mean!?'

by jefferino69 November 27, 2016

Fairy

A British way of saying pussy.

Man 1: I can't do that! It's against the law...
Man 2: you fairy!!!

by Asehastly December 18, 2016

toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.

"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."

by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015

toaster fairy

A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.

"You hear my bro had a toaster fairy last week?"

by ToasterFairyEffect November 3, 2015

the fairy stare

When an obvious homosexual makes prolonged eye contact with you in a pub/club.

"this queer kept giving me the fairy stare- it was dead awks"

by jackdaw44 March 20, 2016