energy tech

Energy tech is where mad fake niggas go and mad dirty 145 kids go. Niggas jack they bout it but never do nothing. And mad ed kids go there.

Bob:You go to to the bummy school energy tech

Andy: yea niggas pussy

by 〽️🅱️Smallz November 9, 2019

Ontario Tech University

Ontario Tech University, or UOIT, or OnTechU, or whatever it's called has just over 10,000 students and is very easy to get in to. However, be warned, it will likely screw you in the ass. It's primarily guys, the engineers rule the school, with next to no party life. It is known for its Sticky Campus, where cum drips from the ceilings of UB.

Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.

"Man, OnFuckMe fucked me over again with changing its name for the fifth time and I still haven't gotten laid"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"

by UOITStickyMan November 24, 2021

national nike tech day

janurary 24 aka next monday is national tech day wear ur favorite tech

jan 24 is national nike tech day wear ur fav pair “pants and zipup”

by niggers.blackie January 21, 2022

eastern tech

A high school in baltimore. you imagine the students go hard, right? well this school is all stuck up preps. the ones who arent stuck up are pot heads who are miserable walking the halls there. girls are ugly, but at the same time they're all sluts or no-life nerds who's mom probably works in there as a teacher or librarian. if you go to a party and a girl is left out fake-texting on her phone ,she probably goes to eastern tech. then shes lucky to even be at a party. GIRLS: theres a total of 6 hot freshmen, 4 hot sophomores, 7 hot juniors, and 3 hot seniors there for the 2009-10 year. GUYS: 8, 12, 16, &5. if you're one of the hot ones your either a pot head, an alcoholic, a slut, or really fucking outgoing to the point where you're a little cooky or weird. theres ,2 cool teachers.&guess what? I REALLLLLLLY wish I didn't go there :

1. Dude I totally met this girl who goes to eastern tech. She's fucking sexy, but she's really weird and a complete pot head/alcoholic. But, she fucked me so I don't care about all that.

2. I went to a party and some weirdo was sitting at the house computer IMing SmarterChild on aim...AND CRACKING UP AT IT!

3. Where's all the sexy people? I don't see them! Let me transferr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fuckingsophomore January 22, 2010

tech9

A person who loves the cock.

Wow, tech9 sure loves that cock

by JimBob Crane April 23, 2003

Ga Tech Fan

Someone who is confused, not in a normal state of mind. They have a weird obsession with things that buzz. They are commonly found in the suburbs of Atlanta...On occasion they roam from there domain, but immediatly have to return in order to survive. Life expectancy is only 4 to 10 years. They can be recognized by the familiar dawg bites on their tail.

I wish I was never a Ga Tech fan, because my friends just won't stop picking on me.

by Dawg Fan May 6, 2006

Tech n9ne

The best fucking rap/hip hop group ever, They have they're own unique sound.

"aint nothing better or wetter than that box"
That box -tech n9ne.

by dfkgjkljdfgjkldfg May 10, 2008