Tear Jerker

When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.

She wanted insomnia cookies so I threw my card at her and then I had myself a nice Tear Jerker

by tearjerkervisa September 10, 2021

International Eat Tears Day

On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!

Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*

by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024

gag tears

When someone tears up from gagging on a dick

“Her make up was running from gag tears”

by Discoverygirl February 28, 2019

Angel Tear

The act of ejaculating into a cup, then sucking the semen through the nose until you cry it out of your tear ducts.

"I got bored masterbating, so I figured I'd try shedding an Angel Tear"

by Terry_G_Lewis January 28, 2025

Clown Tears

The tears of someone, usually liberal, that's known for complaining or crying about every decision President Trump makes. Even the smart logical ones...

"yeah man ever since Trump backed out of that Paris deal Tina's been shedding those Clown Tears...

by BirdLi June 8, 2017

Polar Bear Tears

The tears you have in your eyes after a cold wind has been blowing in your face.

Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?

I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.

by Jet Puff October 12, 2022

Clear tear

Oozing of pre cum

When your girl gets your cock out and you have a clear tear dripping from your bell

by Tripod 6969 March 23, 2021