Frank's Tears

What you get when you assign Frank work

"Tomorrow's test will surely earn me bucketfuls of Frank's Tears"

by tommysalami1997 November 26, 2025

Teared

Overly crine (Overly teared)

“js no gng teared gng.”

by kamped up December 21, 2025

Teared

Overly crine

“js no gng, teared gng.”

by kamped up December 21, 2025

Trail of Tears

A local phrase referring not to the forced displacement of roughly 60,000 Native Americans from between 1830 and 1850, but instead to the predictable emotional fallout when bartenders at Willie Beamons realize they’ve once again fallen for Logan. Often marked by misty eyes, heavy pours, and coworkers saying “don’t do it” far too late.

Give it two shifts, once the new bartender figures out Logan smiles like that at everyone, we’ll have another trail of tears behind the bar.

by Corey Daul December 26, 2025

funeral tears

The tears that start forming in your eyes at a funeral even if the person who died is not a person you care about.

Yo, pookie! My mom forced me to go to my grandfathers' sister's son's funeral and I got funeral tears. I didn't even know he existed!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 3, 2026

Angel Tear

The act of ejaculating into a cup, then sucking the semen through the nose until you cry it out of your tear ducts.

"I got bored masterbating, so I figured I'd try shedding an Angel Tear"

by Terry_G_Lewis January 28, 2025

tear jerk

When you use a significant others tears to masterbate or have sex

I whent to my room to tear jerk

by Nodyess January 31, 2025