Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.

Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!

by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024

Taint

Is between the anus and scrotum in the male not to be confused for Gooch which is between the anus and vulva in the female.

Todd's boyfriend is very pleased with his new Taint Tickler

by LeakySecretion December 3, 2024

Taint of unborn children

To convince a woman or man that their beliefs of sex drugs lifestyle well-being is better if it's full of unprotected sex alcohol pills and other drugs. If they live a low life in bad places it will be better.

Just because I live this way doesn't mean sharyl following me has to blame me for the taint of her unborn children. Taint of unborn children

by Amorites June 25, 2025

Nose taint

The small area between the nostrils

He licked the bottom of my nose between the nostrils. It was weird having my nose taint licked!

by Capt Hook is the best! June 29, 2025

Baby taint

when someone is so bad at apex but they pretend to be a pro and also drinks at cock island

That girl baby taint is a pussy

by nebuchadnezzar13 July 6, 2025

Tennessee Taint Tickler

When bro starts acting up so you lowkey have to give him that tennessee taint tickler

Taylor: I’m not doing this right now

Oliver: Shut up before I give you the good ol’ Tennessee Taint Tickler

by livlikesmilksteak August 9, 2025

Taint Palooza

A term used when you get inconvenienced by escalating bullshit, and just saying “taint” isn’t enough.

This requires you to use the word “taint” as the initial response to the bullshit that usually would be reserved with a swear, or whatever you say when something is not ideal/expected. Such as saying “fuck/fiddlesticks” in response to if an item was sold out online and your old, slow, and forgetful dumbass missed out on it.

Often coming after a sigh/swear, or both.

Sharon: “Wake up babe you’re late for work!”
Nick: *sighs* “Taint”
Sharon: “Also I forgot to fill the car up… and I fucked your brother.”
Nick: *sighs* “Fucking taint palooza Sharon! You god damn whore!”

by MrBadgerBear January 23, 2025