Tail Cock

The act of a person wearing a strap-on on the behind while they fuck from the front.

"I'm not getting tail cocked by my wife's boyfriend ever again."

by Bigmacpattysmack June 03, 2021

Thistle tail

Used as an adjective to describe someone with straight hips and no curves.

She is so thistle tailed in those jeans.

by Abby Dude February 04, 2018

tail das

A person with a tail of cellotape and slug-like behaviour

You have a tail das

by Ya sit July 12, 2017

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi September 09, 2017

Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.

I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.

by VioletThePurple February 25, 2023

snake tail

Also known as a male camel toe

Girl did you see his snake tail male camel toe? it was huge

by double the funny March 19, 2014

Beaver Tailed

When u give a person a bigger dab than they were expecting. Causing heavy coughing!

You just got beaver tailed! (Cough)

by September 06, 2020