When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.
True story
True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.
by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021
Get the Tail of Tearsmug. by Rooster master January 30, 2017
Get the Roster tailingmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the Nails Are Our Tailsmug. “What’d you do this weekend?”
“Becky gave me some great tail.”
“You fucked her?”
“Oh, you know it, man.”
“Where were you, Tyson?”
“Sorry, I was getting some tail from Brian.”
“Becky gave me some great tail.”
“You fucked her?”
“Oh, you know it, man.”
“Where were you, Tyson?”
“Sorry, I was getting some tail from Brian.”
by Scarlettbb September 17, 2022
Get the tailmug. When you get selected to join an instagram live video with your idol Ebanie Bridges and feel the need to introduce your penis to the world first.
by Kangaroo tailed November 17, 2021
Get the Kangaroo Tailedmug. The people who sometimes get mistaken for girls and are usually gbtq+. The 6th grade science teacher who is 73 forgot they were
by Ben La Dumbass November 3, 2020
Get the Guys with pony tailsmug. 