Moral Suicide

Watching Jake or Logan paul

"If you watch jake or logan paul's content, you are basically committing moral suicide."

by Garbage Human September 24, 2017

cleansed suicide

suicide which is clean and quick to perform. cleaning your gun then "accidentely" pulling the trigger is one form of cleansed suicide, which was invented by some aussie private. that was the end of him. it is also when you use a limited resource of material availiable to perform a cleansed suicide. hanging yourself with a tie is one of them while in the office.

some dude#1: dude my wife just left me and someone taped over my favourite episode of 3rd rock from the sun..

some dude#2: well dude what are you gonna do about it?

some dude#1: dunno kill myself, what can i use?
* picks up a pen and sticks it in his throat*

some dude #1 : *gasp gasp gasp gasp arghh..*

some dude #2: RIFK cleansed suicide..

by HITMANHRT May 19, 2006

suicide song

A song so good it makes you want to die

1. "Everybody needs a suicide song."

2. "Hey Charlie, what's your suicide song?"

by Obese Word October 15, 2009

Suicide Binder

A binder full of papers that literally explodes if it is full to capacity. Typically occurs when it is full of papers, when you're in a hurry, or at a bad time; but mostly, it occurs with all three at the same time.

#1. Teacher: "Katherine, why are you late to class?"
Student: "I had a suicide binder at the end of last period, it was a real mess. Sorry!"

by reditalia593 March 23, 2010

Identity Suicide

When one procedes to start a new life with a new name, but where one's self stays in the same place with people they still know. Most of the time, the subject will ask everyone to use this new name and life status.

Exp1: "I'm officially becoming a new person and committing Identity Suicide!"

by Caneko October 18, 2012

suicidal fuck

Someone who no maater what or where is trying to kill itself

Janaea stop killing yourself you SUICIDAL FUCK

by Gay Camel April 20, 2017

Suicide-by-cop

1.) A lawful or unlawful killing of an individual that is done by a police officer.

2.) A term coined in the United States in 1976, to deliberately pass blame of murder/homicide from the actions of a police officer, to the actions of a citizen.

Hey, did you hear that Joe with the mental disorder committed suicide-by-cop?

No, what did he do?

Well, he called the police to defuse a scenario and they ended up shooting him several times instead.

by Trollerson April 10, 2021