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Statusfied

A term for a Facebook Whore.
Liking, commenting or tagging people in so much on statuses, that you give up a conversation or you're just bored and get off.
Person A: I hope you're done commenting
Person B: I'm statusfied now
by Presto_Manifesto December 25, 2010
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The status

When your pants are pulled up too high or are too small for you resulting in the pants not reaching the shoes.
Yo check out that dude over there. His pants don't reach his shoes.

Yea man he's got the status.
by RussianMachineGustav July 1, 2012
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Status Seeker

Someone that is rich and likes to show it, just for status
Ronaldo spent a fortune on suits at an exclusive shop just to show that what he's wearing it's unique,he's such an status seeker!
by Kadalyn May 7, 2009
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zombie status

the mental state of being SO messed up that you sit there and stare off, and at the same time your very sleep deprived. Usually happens when your blazed and drunk and you sit on the computer and drift off into space.
You need sleep bro, yer likeee...zombie status.
by DGAFn December 29, 2010
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Baller Status

Baller status is all about looking, smelling, and acting fresh.
You're clothes have to all fit appropriately, and you must spritz yourself with cologne at least every 60 minutes.
Unless you are smoking weed, in which case you should immediately spritz after you've roached the fatty blunt. And you have to flirt with every girl you talk to, with out meaning to.
Oh shit, I gotta get baller status, so I can talk to her.
by Crack Rabbit 606 January 23, 2011
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staluppi

guy1: dude! you're such a staluppi!
by iloveoctavian July 27, 2011
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Status Troll

I dont feel like defining it, but reviewers make one.

I am thinking about someone on facebook who trolls on peoples statuses
troll 1307 up, 167 down

1a. Noun

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.

1b. Noun

A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, ect.

A troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a "Flamer" who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread.
Example: Someone on facebook who hates on every status I post, is a status troll
by FerdRamos December 7, 2009
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