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shaken but not stirred

Not to be confused with how Pierce Brosnan's famous character prefers his martinis, this phrase refers to the status of a guy's totally limp lulu after an extended interval of either drinking or intercourse; it remains droopy/lifeless and therefore does not "stir" (i.e., become aroused) at all, no matter what the activity (i.e., being fondled or "shaken" to try to get it up) or surroundings (i.e., having one or more attractive nymphos nearby who are eager for sex).
Hot sex-hungry chick: My boyfriend and I "did it" for two hours straight till I finally wore him out, and then his ordinarily-perpetually-boned schlong remained shaken but not stirred no matter what I did. We hadda wait till late the next morning before he was able to get it up again.
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
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shakeism

When you uncontrollablyou shake without knowing it. Not treatable
The doctor says I have shakeism
by Doctor Harrison October 26, 2017
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To "shake" is when a community owner abandons his community randomly and informally.
Person I: "Hey dude, did you hear about *insert community here*'s owner?
Person II: "Yeah, he did a shake with his community."
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Sakeo

Another word for a male stripper Sakeo is a very bad person but is unknown in the community. He is also a very aggressive to the opposite sex.
Oh that dude is such a sakeo
by Stissyski February 6, 2019
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