Brother: it’s my birthday!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what
Brother: what?
You: *spit on him*
brother: WTF
You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what
Brother: what?
You: *spit on him*
brother: WTF
You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!
by Stan P1Harmony ☝️😁 April 4, 2021
Get the spit on your brother mug.During sex, before a male is about to ejaculate into his partner’s mouth, he pulls out a bottle of hot sauce and pours that in the partner’s mouth before ejaculating on their unpleasantly surprised face.
“Yeah man, last night my wife was acting moody, so when we had sex I have her a little devil’s spit!”
by DontCallMePickle April 28, 2021
Get the Devil’s Spit mug.Phrase normally yelled at platonic couples by obnoxious friends, followed by the most disgusting spitting sound you can possibly make.
Short for spitting your game.
Short for spitting your game.
by SBecial October 7, 2012
Get the Spit it mug.Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:
Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,
One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,
The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,
Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.
When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,
One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,
The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,
Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.
When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"
Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"
Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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Get the i spit mad game mug.the act of speaking extremely intelligent or genius-like words or phrases.
saying something a genius would say
saying something a genius would say
"you are spitting genius right now." i told the man as he explained his theory of the universe to me
by Miss Lil March 14, 2011
Get the spitting genius mug.(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023
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