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Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.
He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.
by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020
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sleeping pretzel

When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.
I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...
by Troll account March 15, 2019
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doody sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.
You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?
by Igor Klebanov June 22, 2017
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sleeping out

Person 1: I was sleeping out for like 8 hours!

Person 2: Isn't that all the time you had to sleep??? Did you stay up the entire night???
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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Pancake Sleep

The nap you take after eating a bunch of pancakes. Preferably from IHOP.
After IHOP I'm gonna get my pancake sleep on.
by T-Rux January 1, 2015
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ode to sleep

Hey bud have you heard ode to sleep
by TØP FAN June 13, 2017
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Rotten sleep

When the quality of your sleep is just awful. You toss and turn, wake and fall back to sleep a little, wake again, restless leg syndrome, cant breathe, have anxiety, continue to toss and turn, even try hot tea and hot showers... still toss and turn until its bright outside. Typically happens after consuming sugar or waking up after being drunk and not being able to go back to sleep.
Ron: im gonna blow a fucking bullet in my brain! Cant fucking sleep.. its Rotten sleep god damnit!

Sabrina: oh i slept like a rock, maybe should stop getting drunk at 6 pm and passing out, only to wake at 1257 am.. hehehehe, wouldnt have to worry about that there rotten sleep.
by Hatingthisday July 19, 2019
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