The back snapping of a fucking prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...You are now "The back snapping of a fucking prayer".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

Shopping Gods

When you find or dont find what you are looking for when shopping.

I found those Manolos on a sweet sale, the Shopping Gods were with me.

by Jaxchemical June 30, 2009

Shopping perspectives

When people from northern europe travel to Africa to see the poverty and get a kick out of reality, in order to put their everyday life 'in a bigger perspective'.

"So has he been out saving the world with Bono the past 4 months?"

"No, I think he's just been shopping perspectives.."

by The Love Cats March 26, 2010

shnawing

the act of performing "shnaw". often used to describe the actions of llamas. refer to the definition of shnaw for any questions.

The shnawing llama was victorious in the race.

by shnawingllamas August 30, 2010

Slapping The Jelly

euphemism for female masturbation.

I caught sarah slapping the jelly last night.

by Nav irio May 15, 2010

Shopping Judgment

When you go shopping and everything in the store seems so amazing you buy tons of stuff, but when you get home you realize half of what you bought is retarded and you will never wear/use it.

Camilla: Jesus I bought so much stuff yesterday!
Emma: Damn you have some bad shopping judgment.
Camilla: Yep.

by imnotacatlady July 7, 2010

Sharping

(verb) To mark the thigh of a woman during oral sex with a small mark or symbol using an indelible marker. Commonly done where the woman cannot easily see herself and meant to warn future partners that the woman has been "sharped" before.

Guy 1 "I was sharping that one chick, and I noticed your brand."
Guy 2 "Yeah, I went down on her. It looked like Jimmy and four other guys sharped her in the last few months too. Total skeez."
Guy 1 "Whore."

by JohnsMom February 27, 2011