Rusty Rim

A shit spackled asshole

I forgot to wipe my ass, so i got a rusty rim

by George Bushkillington December 6, 2009

rusty fuck

1. (Verb) The act of having anal sex with a woman with gastrointesional issues.

2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine

1.

Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.

2.

Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.

by nakker December 14, 2009

Rusty Muzzle

The act of rubbing feces in ones hand, then rubbing it in anothers face usually during intercourse.

Dud i totally gave that girl a rusty muzzle, she almost poked.

by The "beeb beeb" Kid November 25, 2010

rusty santorum

The result of not cleaning off santorum and allowing it to dry into a rust-colored crusty patch.

I passed out after the gang bang last night and this morning found rusty santorum on my back and sheets.

by stylinram January 12, 2012

Rusty Dime

She's the chick that used to be the hottest girl you knew from back in the day. She's been brought down to earth with painful life lessons and in your eyes she's still bad enough to get it. Even though now she's older, heavier, wrinklier, worn out and been through some rough patches.. Maybe has a kids and baby daddy issues.

Andie MacDowell, Kim Basinger, Salma Hayek and Brooke Shields are all Rusty Dimes.

by chipbeefy November 4, 2011

Rusty Putter

\ruhs-tee\ \puht-er\ verb;

1. Sexual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females vaginal and anal orifices.

Man: Gee, I sure enjoyed performing the rusty putter on you!

Woman: Yeah! I liked the attention you paid to both my ass and my vag.

by Fingers&Toes November 13, 2011

Rusty Scupper

Rusty Scupper is the act of taking a dump between a chicks legs while she is on the toilet. As the crap goes through her legs, it leaves a skid marc known as a rusty scupper

After Cory got a blumpkin from Dawn, he sat on her lap and gave her a Rusty Scupper.

by kennyfuckinpowers August 6, 2012