While I was in Pamplona watching the Running of the Bulls from a high story balcony, I was participating in the Running of the LOLs, laughing my ass off as I watched a bunch of drunks and morons get run over and gored by the bulls!
by Mark H August 19, 2004
Get the running of the lolsmug. A terrible pain caused by running which usually results into very painful moans and crying. Its like a terrible cramp but about 20x worse. It usually occurs in the area below your stomach and feels like all of those organs are about to explode which impedes you from running. It usually takes a while to go away but it will slowly get better.
While Running
Sarah: OWWWW AHHH
Julie: What's wrong?
Sarah: My stomach hurts so bad! AHHH I can't run anymore it hurts so bad!!!
Julie: Maybe you just have a cramp
Sarah: No this is worse than a cramp! I just can't run anymore!
Julie: Oh ouch I think you have a running stitch, you better just sit out for a while
Sarah: OWWWW AHHH
Julie: What's wrong?
Sarah: My stomach hurts so bad! AHHH I can't run anymore it hurts so bad!!!
Julie: Maybe you just have a cramp
Sarah: No this is worse than a cramp! I just can't run anymore!
Julie: Oh ouch I think you have a running stitch, you better just sit out for a while
by bellringer_0098 October 7, 2009
Get the Running Stitchmug. "Maaaaan, she came three times before I even got off once! She really knew how to run the fuck." -guy in reference to a Tinder date
"in order to have a healthy sexual relationship with yourself, so that you're coming to your sexual partner as an active participant in your sexual experience, to say what you want--" -Gweneth Paltrow in The Goop Lab (Netflix, "The Pleasure is Ours")
(interrupting)
"We use to say that a woman had to learn how to run the fuck." -Betty Dodson, 90 year old sex educator
"Sometimes I don't even want to orgasm. I just want him to run the fuck, cum on my stomach, and then wipe me off so we can go to sleep." -girlfriend after a long day at work
"in order to have a healthy sexual relationship with yourself, so that you're coming to your sexual partner as an active participant in your sexual experience, to say what you want--" -Gweneth Paltrow in The Goop Lab (Netflix, "The Pleasure is Ours")
(interrupting)
"We use to say that a woman had to learn how to run the fuck." -Betty Dodson, 90 year old sex educator
"Sometimes I don't even want to orgasm. I just want him to run the fuck, cum on my stomach, and then wipe me off so we can go to sleep." -girlfriend after a long day at work
by vinsocal January 27, 2020
Get the run the fuckmug. This is what a male does after nailing a slumpbuster in order to not get caught and made fun of. Where women must do the "walk of shame", men go on the "smuggler's run" in order to not be seen by others.
We know he got a slumpbuster last night. We caught him getting ready to do the smuggler's run coming out of her house.
by J-Rax April 8, 2008
Get the Smuggler's Runmug. When you join a Facebook group so you can post a comment that attacks the group and then leave again.
Joey, whose older brother was serving in Iraq, did a join-and-run on the group Soldiers Are Not Heroes.
by clearlyclaire February 6, 2010
Get the Join-and-runmug. by that track girl May 11, 2014
Get the running bunsmug. 