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When having sex with a girl you lean over and tell her you have AIDS then try and hold on for eight seconds as she tries to get away. Works best when not wearing a condom
"I tried to Rodeo this girl last night but could only hold on for six seconds."
Rodeo by Kreifels February 14, 2008

French Rodeo

in a suitable sexual position with a (personal) first timer, stop, get a good grip and sincerely say, 'is this a bad time to tell you that I have ________(insert STD of your choice)?' Then stay in her as long as you can!!
‘God, you are AWESOME! I am so glad that you picked me up tonight.’
‘Well, I am awesome because I sleep around here and there quite a bit.’
‘Really? Shit, I never asked, you don’t have an STD do you?’
(Get the grip) ‘you like to French Rodeo?’
‘What?’
‘Yeah, I tested positive for herpes last week. YYEEEE-HAAAWW!’
A very Nice dutch girl. At First site not that interesting, but she's The best friend you can ever have!

Ps. She loves Food so so so much
Have you seen romee? YEAH, she's at The Food truck
romee by Roséchick December 10, 2016

rodeo cowboy 

A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.
Hey guys lets go find a group of ladies and pull of some rodeo cowboys tonight
rodeo cowboy by phaterection December 13, 2008

Extreme donkey rodeo 

extreme donkey rodeo is when you try to hold on to a heavily overweight woman, after you get her drunk and tell her she is the ugliest fattest beastliest girl in the world while doing her doggy style, and see if you can hold onto her bucking for 8 seconds. if successful donkey punch her in the back of the head, knocking her unconscious, which tightens up all muscles, so you can finish up and leave.
Seen Melissa at the bar at closing so i took her back to the hotel inn and had an extreme donkey rodeo, wildest ride ever.
Extreme donkey rodeo by S'ma BigD October 4, 2010

cat rodeo 

a shopping mall.
Hey, Seth! Billy Ray wants to go to the Cat Rodeo again. Shall we lamp the cunt?