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Blarg Rock

Blarg Rock: Refers to an old Bloom County cartoon with "Billy and the Boingers" rock band watching Ozzy on stage. To quote Ozzy in Bloom County, "Bleeep, Blaaag, Bloop, Blaaarg!! Take it Benny!!! (Ozzy then thinks, "Hang in the Oz. There's a nice spot of hot tea waiting back at the Holiday Inn.)"

Adapted defintion, Blarg Rock: Screeeeching guitar, belching crude vocals, unncessary volume. (Think Pearl Jam strangling cats with L7, on a bad day, through blown speakers.)
Dood, I just got the new "Screech monkeyhead douchebags" album! They use a busted-up powerdrill for a guitar on every track!

Wha? That stuff is just crap Blarg Rock.
by BlueDevilBill April 6, 2009
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lite rock

A form of watered-down pop music most popular in an office setting, or in the vehicles of soccer moms. Also known as "adult contemporary".
Lite rock reminds me of dentists.
by Chad June 20, 2004
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Waters On The Rocks

When you're really not in the mood to drink alcohol. Instead you just go with a glass of water, or anything non-alcoholic.
Waiter: "Would you like anything to drink, Sir?"

Customer: "Oh, I'll just have Waters On The Rocks."

Waiter: "I see."
by Freshbott2 April 17, 2011
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Rock Sexual

A person who is sexually attracted to rocks and usually sucks on them or shoves them up their ass, or deep throats them. They are very common.
Dude, that guy must be a rock sexual, he his sucking that rock hard!
by Masturbation Time May 28, 2016
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J-rock

Term used to describe Japanese rock music. As far as I know, this term is actually rarely used in Japan; most use the term "J-POP" instead. Many groups that are referred to as "J-Rock" also fall into the category of Visual Kei (for example, Luna Sea, Malice Mizer, Gackt, Moi Dix Mois, Nightmare, and others). A major element in Visual Kei is flamboyant, eccentric, and feminine (less common nowadays) costumes. To be driven away by "freakiness" of many of these groups is very foolish, as one would miss out on a beautiful form of music
"Got any J-Rock on your iPod?"
by loki74 August 3, 2007
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shorty rock

Affectionate term for females..an extension of "shorty"
She had a tattoo she only wanted Bo to see
But first dim the lights and turn up the Jodeci
I'm like whatever, shorty rock
We can swing it like that
Cause on the real this is where it's at.
-Lost Boyz, "Renee"
by Miss Jens April 15, 2008
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Industrial Rock

A type of rock started in the mid to late 70's by Throbbing Gristle. It was different from other rock because it incorporated the sounds of machinery into the music. It also had very heavy lyrics. It has traces of techno and electronica.
Industrial bands are
Throbbing Gristle, Suicide,
Cab Voltaire, Einsturzende Neubauten, Skinny Puppy, KMFDM, Nine Inch Nails, Mesh, Front 242, Wumpscut, VNV Nation, Ministry, Gothminister, Pig, Dkay, Skillet, Mortar, and Newlydeads.
by Freak Face February 10, 2005
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