Redneck

Generally good people who love the simple things in life. I’m a redneck, and yes. We’re mostly conservatives and Christian. But we ain’t all racist, and if a red neck is racist or homophobic I don’t like em. If you want to be a friend with a redneck then welcome aboard, we’re happy to have you. Have a good day!

City boy Chris: look at them red necks going to the drag race
Redneck randy: wanna join us at the drag track!?

by Cliff the redneck August 27, 2022

Ex-redneck

Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.

Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."

expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.

by Expletiveperson101 November 29, 2012

redneck

A repellent subhuman creature that hates the "gumment" and typically possesses more toes than teeth due to chronic inbreeding.

All rednecks should be covered in pitch and lit on fire

by Arthur Van Graff September 25, 2017

Redneck

YEE HAW! Them southern fellers who love them some deer huntin' N love MERICA. Also they love 'em a beer every now n then. Can be found in THE heart land, YEEP!

Person 1: Hey do ya know Billy Bob Jones?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he is that one Redneck
Person 1: Hey watch it BUDDY! I am a Redneck
Person2: ...uh okay

by Nova MK1 March 5, 2022

Redneck

when you've had an Airstream 1993 camper in your driveway longer than shotgun holes in a stop sign.

Aye jippy, you startin' to think billy might be a redneck?
Jippy: Who,? The guy with the overalls?
Jarvis:yup.

by friedchicken&koolaid479 March 18, 2020

Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 9, 2016

redneck twinkie

When you fuck a small loaf of cornbread and creampie it.

Daniel creampies a small loaf of corn bread and s I now have a redneck twinkie!

by Redneck twinkie February 20, 2021