Redneck Band-Aid

Tampon pad with tape

Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.

by BurntAce January 20, 2021

RedNeck

Anyone named Alexander

Lilly - “you ever met Alexander”
John - “you mean the redneck”

by djdjfhfbdbdjdjcfbbffhc January 22, 2023

Redneck Ingenuity

Putting a large amount of faith in duck tape and WD-40 to fix all your problems

Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine

Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there

by CSD02 November 27, 2021

redneck bidet

After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.

Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco

by Assquatch May 5, 2022

redneck bath

It basically means a redneck orgy inside a bathtub but the bathtub is outise

(Drives at a farm) OH SHIT A REDNECK BATH

by That Brown Dude March 15, 2017

redneck

Someone who lacks culture and or sophistication, Usually is indifferent to those with culture and sophistication, Usually contradicts them selfs, Can be very Judgmental, Does not necessarily have to be caucasian. Does not necessarily have to be a racist, Can belong to any income tax bracket, Can have formal education or not, Most modern day Rednecks are not your stereo typical Rednecks in appearance.

People like: Larry The Cable Guy Lower Tax Bracket nice guy non racist Redneck. Sarah Palin Upper tax bracket indifferent contradicting Redneck. About 95% of Republicans are Rednecks.

by turtle66 October 10, 2013

Redneck

Low class white southern people.
School is stupid to them.

Drinking is a sport.
Girls get pregnant young.
They do care about body image.
And no class.
They are rude.

Example1:

Redneck- hey you want to go hunting for dinner?

Person- I have school so no!

Redneck- will I guess your missing out on something funner then school.

Example2:

Girl- "daddy"

Daddy- "what"

Girl- I'm pregnant and where's the beer?

Daddy- shit! No way in hell are you leaving in this house pregnant you redneck.

by MrsPAYNE21 November 10, 2015