Raping Range

A range where someone you know can be raped by you.

Person 1: You're so dumb bro.

Person 2: A lot of shit talk for someone in raping range buddy.

Person 1: My bad gang I didn't mean that.

by Low taper tiddy man March 22, 2025

Long-Range Spaceflight

The hypothetical, probably-not-happening-anytime-soon endeavor of sending humans to other stars, requiring generation ships, suspended animation, or a fundamental rewrite of physics. Long-range spaceflight means committing to a journey that will outlast you, your children, and probably your grandchildren, all so your distant descendants can step onto a world you'll never see. It's the ultimate act of faith in the future, or the ultimate way to avoid dealing with the present, depending on how you look at it. Also, someone has to figure out how to have babies in zero G, which is a research grant someone definitely applied for.

*Example: "He volunteered for a long-range spaceflight mission to a nearby star—200 years, generation ship, no return. When asked why, he said Earth was fine but he'd always wanted to see what was out there, even if 'seeing' meant his great-great-grandchildren would be the ones doing the seeing. His current family was less enthusiastic about being space colonists by descent."*

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Short-Range Spaceflight

The art of leaving the planet just long enough to wave goodbye, then coming right back down—suborbital hops, tourist flights to the edge of space, and any mission where you can still see your house from the window. Short-range spaceflight is for people who want to be astronauts but also want to be home for dinner. It's the space equivalent of dipping your toe in the cosmic ocean before deciding the water's too cold and returning to the beach of Earth's atmosphere, slightly shaken but ready for the souvenir photo.

*Example: "He bought a ticket for short-range spaceflight on a billionaire's rocket—11 minutes of weightlessness, a view of the curve of Earth, and then back home in time for lunch. When asked if he felt like an astronaut, he said he felt like a very privileged tourist who had briefly escaped the gravity of his problems, which immediately resumed upon landing."*

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Medium-Range Spaceflight

The serious business of leaving Earth orbit and going somewhere—the moon, Lagrange points, maybe Mars if we ever get our act together. Medium-range spaceflight requires weeks or months, real planning, and the willingness to be very far from help if something goes wrong. It's for people who are committed to space, not just sampling it, and who have accepted that they will miss several seasons of their favorite shows, possibly forever, depending on how the landing goes.

Example: "She trained for years for medium-range spaceflight—a six-month mission to a lunar station. She'd miss birthdays, holidays, and the entire run of whatever Netflix series dropped while she was gone. But she'd see Earth rise over the lunar horizon, which seemed like a fair trade, assuming the rocket didn't explode. Her mother was not convinced."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

kanye range

When you drag drama for extended periods of time, usually past the time it ended.

Jeremy still has that kanye range even after the drama ended a month ago.

by team fortress July 30, 2025

Park-Ranger'd

1. Just casually pick up your loadout(warzone) while your teammates are in a heavy gun battle
2. Just casually looting a building when your teammates are running to the buy station to pool money together for a loadout
3. Just casually getting killed in Warzone, getting bought back for the 7th time 007 style

1. Look at him standing there at the ground loot just testing out each gun, when he could be here helping out the squad! Just Park-Ranger'ing the loot that guy
2. Let's get a loadout, ok let's go to the buy station, where's whats his name? Ahh he's still way back there just waiting for us to use our money on the load out, what a Park-Ranger that guy is!
3. Calling in a care package and teammate comes runs to it and takes what he wants before you can, just got Park-Ranger'd!
4. When you open ground loot, teammate swoops in and runs through maybe taking the money from it before you can, Just Park-Ranger'd you again!

by Ojibweguy September 17, 2025

Shooting Range

While in the act of oral sex a man pulls out his penis at the moment of ejaculation and shoots semen up the woman’s nose.

“I took her to the shooting range!”

by CraftyboyZ October 10, 2025