by melvinmaplewood November 5, 2010

A film genre that combines the techniques of both horror films and porn films to create a total base cinematic experience.
From the play "Fruit and Nut" by Chris Kirk.
From the play "Fruit and Nut" by Chris Kirk.
I’ve obtained us a bottle of tequila and some horror-porn videos.
Horror-porn? You are so hetero. Wait, does horror-porn even exist? I’ve never heard of it.
Anything from the eighties. Actually, the eighties was horror-porn.
Horror-porn? You are so hetero. Wait, does horror-porn even exist? I’ve never heard of it.
Anything from the eighties. Actually, the eighties was horror-porn.
by Chris Kirk April 13, 2005

Magazines or shows that feature cooking, home decorating, or other issues of interest to women (usually yuppies), who get addicted to it the same way men do to porn.
My wife's domestic porn habit is getting out of hand, she spends all day watching the Food Network while thumbing through Martha Stewart Living magazines.
by josjr December 14, 2008

When a porn movie is about, features, or includes some kind of diarrhea in someone's mouth or snootch.
by Pollup February 3, 2008

A film with a storyline who’s only purpose is to facilitate the 'action'. Similar to porn where a story is only in place to give a reason for why the two (or more) people have been brought together to indulge in sex.
In general action porn revolves around a protagonist who uses a combination of insane firepower, kung fu, free-running, massive explosions, stunts and his own awesomeness in order to save the world in the most gratuitous way possible.
One of the best and most literal examples of action porn is the film “Shoot ‘Em Up” in which Clive Owen continues to have sex with his love interest whilst taking out a room of armed men.
Other major action porn tiles include Born to fight, District 13 and Ong Bak.
In general action porn revolves around a protagonist who uses a combination of insane firepower, kung fu, free-running, massive explosions, stunts and his own awesomeness in order to save the world in the most gratuitous way possible.
One of the best and most literal examples of action porn is the film “Shoot ‘Em Up” in which Clive Owen continues to have sex with his love interest whilst taking out a room of armed men.
Other major action porn tiles include Born to fight, District 13 and Ong Bak.
A says: How did he stop a nuke with his bare hands?
B says: You can't ask questions like that for a film like this. Its action porn it is not supposed to make sense it is supposed to be awesome.
B says: You can't ask questions like that for a film like this. Its action porn it is not supposed to make sense it is supposed to be awesome.
by gormanator5 May 31, 2009

by Deep blue 2012 October 9, 2009

The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.
Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."
by judodude64 January 11, 2009
